Ag Pleeze PE

(apologies to Jeremy Taylor)

Ag Pleez Daddy, can’ we go an’ swim at Humewood
Maybe you can buy us all some choc-ice bars,
We’ll chaff some dollies at the ropes, surf some waves like crazy dopes,
Hope no jellyfish’ll sting us on the arse!

Ag Pleez Daddy won’t you lend us your new Volksie
We got some chicks we fancy , we jus’ wanna jive
Have a braai down on the beach, after sunset start to teach
These nooientjies all about smoochin down the Bird Rock Drive

Chorus:: S-bend, Summerstrand, Wedgewood, the Willows and
Kings Beach, Hoby Beach St. Georges Park
Friendly P.E., Windy City, miss your hospitality
Happy Valley fairy lights after dark!

Ag Pleez Daddy, can’t we go an’ shop down Main Street,
Eat some Garlicks fish paste soldiers for a while,
We’ll wander down to Oelofse’s, gobble down some fish’n chips
Then climb 240 steps of the Campanile!

Ag, Pleez Daddy let’s us jol down Happy Valley,
Putt a few balls, make a helluvva score,
Walk along the prom at night, gooi out all the fairy lights
Maybe on to Playland as an encore!

Chorus S-Bend etc

Ag lissen Daddy, how’s about the old Grand Bioscope,
Saturday morning, come on give us a break,
Comic swapping, Rembrandt puffing, watching cowboy movies,
Then the Willowtree for a double thick shake!

Hey sis tog Daddy, what about our ol’ pal Sidney
The PE Casanova, that’s all we know,
Upstairs in the Opera House, got his hand into the blouse
Of a big-bosomed meisie in the row below!

Chorus: S-bend, Summerstrand, Wedgewood, the Willows and
Kings Beach, Pollok Beach, St. Georges Park,
Friendly P.E., Windy City, miss your hospitality
Happy Valley Fairy lights after dark

As amended Mike Davidson Israel PE reunion May 26, 2003